WARREN RED CLOUD (Natural Born Killers): 

     Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. 

     She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. 

     She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. 

     One day the snake bit her on the cheek. 

     As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" 

     And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

This made me laugh, until I realized I'm always that person. The one that thinks they're special, that they could change human nature with love.

I should have left you in the snow.